The Rules of Utah State

The Rules of Utah State are as follows:

1. You can wear shirts twice before you are allowed to wash them. (underwear should never be worn more than once, undershirts- 2 or 3 times)

2. Pull out all of the mattresses from each of the bedrooms, fit them in the kitchen, and sleep there for more than one night.

3. Any rule counts in Nerf Gun wars.

4. Shift any opportunities that arise.

5. Feel free to use big words- such as "uncouth woman" or "veriest nefaroious prevaricator". It makes you feel smarter.

6. Check yourself out in the Eccles windows every once in while (it's an official club on Facebook).

7. Answer to requests of the "milking song" as: that's how we get our ice cream!

8. Weave in and out of the sidewalks to warn bicyclists and skateboarders that you don't care if they fall.

9. Stop and listen intentively to the preachers across from the TSC .

10. Learn how to make the sprinkler sound with your mouth and then sneak up to people relaxing on the Quad and sound it in their ear (my very own roommate can do this!)

11. Loudly say, "Where are the bells for the classes?"

12. Eat Aggie Ice Cream on the coldest day.

13. Construct some hostile takeovers of other floors with your apartment floor.

14. Ride the shuttle bus for no apparent reason.

15. Always be grateful that you're at USU rather than the U or the Y.

Have a happy day!!

-Rebbie Becky